DISCLAIMER: I legit need answers actually hahaha, if you can comment that’d be great because MY CURIOSITY NEEDS TO BE QUENCHEDDD
ISFJ - how do I adjust your preprogrammed cookie instructions so that I don’t die from coronary heart disease after eating all your cookies? That stick of butter y'all put into them got my arteries going like @.@ - can I have some more cookies pls? I ate all 12 of them in one sitting - how often would you like to set your ‘it’s normal to feel insecure’ reminder?
INFJ - will you come with me to this party 3 weeks from now? I promise to never leave your side and I heard there will be pets there (my attempt at bribery) - how do you have the best hugs? what is your secret?!?!?!? I MUST KNOWWW - how are all of you so uniquely artistic? Every INFJ I know does some kind of knitting, oil painting, guitar playing on the side and THEY’RE EXTREMELY GOOD AT WHAT THEY DOO
ISFP - How do animals know to approach you for your mystical blessing (i.e. legendary head rub that makes all the animals kneel before you in praise)? - y'all have such colourful outfits! Can you share your wardrobe with me? - is there a cap on the number of art forms you dabble in or is it more like all ISFPs gets at least one?
ESFJ - can I come with you to Thursday’s yoga class? I don’t have a matching yoga mat, but I’ll bring you that soy drink that you’ve been wanting to try - how is your social media game so on point? TEACH MEH YOUR WAYSSS - do you ever randomly forget someone’s name while talking to them? Because that happens to me wayyyy more than it should
INFP - is there a daily tears limit or is it more like a you must meet a certain quota by the end of the month? - how many years are you granted Special Snowflake status? Or do you renew it every 5 years or something? - do y'all come out of the womb knowing how to make flower crowns or what? THEY’RE TOO PRETTY TO EXIST HOWWW??!?!?!
INTJ - on a scale from 1 (“I never do this”) to 10 (“what does it feel like to not do this?”), how often do you think about world domination? - is it possible to like puzzles but also suck really badly at them? Because that’s me T__T - how often do you wonder about whether or not you messed up a social interaction? how often is too often? oh crap, my INTJ just lagged a little bit, DON’T BLUE SCREEEN NOOOOOOOOOO
ISTJ - Are y'all anti-change or just pro-routine? because there’s a difference apparently *eyes ENTJ* - HELPPPP my ISTJ is stuck in a loop/routine!! Is this normal? - From all the mbti types, pick one to clean your house according to your instructions, one to walk your dog, and one who’s house might collapse into itself from the hoarding unless you intervene
ISTP - where are y'all at? I don’t know enough ISTPs - did you have fun last Friday night? 😉 - how do all of you have this sexy smouldering thing going on?!?! I CAN’T NOT FALL IN LOVE WITH ALL OF YOUUUU
INTP - how many hours did you sleep last night? Aim for 8 next time 🙂 - list me your 5 most recent wiki page visits .. I need stuff to do … and researching about a random obscure science thing sounds like a fun Tuesday - are the science functions pre-installed or is it only calculus that’s pre-installed? How do I upgrade these functions?
ESTJ: - Of all the mbti types, pick one to be your employee, your significant other, and your child - HOW MANY SUITS DO YOU OWN?!?! Can you lend me one? - describe your ideal workplace environment (are you turned on by this question?)
ENTJ: - do you get an adrenaline rush when you bulldoze during an argument? because I totally feel that - what does an ENTJ mating ritual look like? (i.e. how do you act around your crush? or no diff because can’t run StrongFeelings.exe?) - I think my ENTJ is broken, it keeps running IsolationMode.exe! How do I fix it?!?! T____T
ESTP - HEY ESTP! WHERE IS THE PARTY AT!?! Please take me with you, I’ll dance on the porch outside your house if I have to - how do you feel about manuals? or do you just set them on fire? can we do a group manual burning? *ISTJs are probably having a heart attack* - Pick one mbti type to kiss, one to marry, and one to have casual sex with
ENTP - name me ONE project you’ve ever finished that wasn’t for school/work (y'all get so excited when you start a new project but the old projects feel neglected AF y'know) - Since you’re the Meme Lord(ess), if you marry a commoner, are they Duchess of Memes or Lady Meme? or Lord Meme? (just throwing that in real quick before the I see pitchforks outside mah house) - how do y'all have so much air to debate for as long as you do? do ENTPs have unique genetic mutations that allow for larger lung capacity? do y'all double as Olympic swimmers too?
ENFJ - where do all of our secrets go after we tell them to you? do you have a personalized file on each of us that you flip through from time to time as a bedtime story or what? - why do all of you want me to reveal my emotional wounds? Is that the equivalent of foreplay or something? - how do I install PersonalSpace.exe onto my ENFJ?
ENFP - how do you have sooooooo many tabs open?!?!? - do pets come to you or do you come to pets? - will you take me with you on your next spontaneous surprise trip to Tokyo? All my bags are already packed, just tell me what day we’re going
ESFP - why do y'all always smell nice? can I bottle your scent or something? - do you take dance lessons or is dancing well just a feature of all ESFPs? - have you seen my butt? Because you’re sexy AF and I’d like to give you permission to dance within 2 ft of it
INTJ -1.5 I don’t think about it because I think it’s a silly job which the whole point is to fuck someone up. Let’s just say it’s a job for a great fool. But sometimes I really want to rule something. - Of course. You have to think about which piece you’ve placed wrong and how to solve again. It’s the progress I’m having fun with - the moment of thinking and calmness. - Every second of my life. I never understand it, there’s a scene in
The Imitation Game that characters asking Turing to have lunch with them by saying ‘we’re going to get some lunch’ and he didn’t answer because he thought it’s not asking him since it’s not a question. That’s me. I can never comfort people. I can only give suggestions. Also I’ll try to analyze everything, like your words or even before I speak, I’ll think about my voice volume, the different ways of response, even the word choices, and above all - how to pretend that I care or I’m interested in this dull and silly interaction while I don’t fuck it up.
A tiny journal-ish gif-comic from a few tweets I made last night! I believed this kind of stuff until I was 14 or so, which is pretty old in retrospect…
There used to be more but I accidentally saved over it :/
I did manage to recover one other page, though!
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this is my favorite thing that I have ever seen in my entire life
5. Favourite Youtube channels: AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire, KickthePJ & Kurt Hugo Schneider
6. First Fandom: Harry Potter
7. Hobbies: being non-productive and regretting this choice
8. Things I’m currently working on: Writing a weird love story (not really a love story but it’s about love) & Reading Miss Peregrine’s Home For Peculiar Children (Chinese translation) and the script of Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them
9. Worst things I’ve eaten: It’s one in Bertie Bott’s Every Flavour Beans but I forgot what it’s. I think it’s Vomit. Btw, soap is the second worst.
10: Favourite places: my bedroom & bookstores
11. Three wishes: 1. let me sleep more 2. more money 3. more wishes
1: Are you named after someone? No, but my name is related to jade because my grandparents wanted a girl but they have 4 sons and 1 grandson. When my mum was pregnant, she asked my grandpa to name her child, and then he gave a nice beautiful name choice for a girl but a really common shit name choice for a boy. I had the same reaction as my mum did at that time: THE FAVOURITISM IS TOO FUCKING OBVIOUS GRANDPA
2: When is the last time you cried? I think it’s when I was watching Rogue One
3: Do you like your handwriting? Ironically like it. I like the mess and ugliness.
4: What is your favorite lunch meat? JUST BRING THEM ALLLLLLLL
5: Do you have kids? I just talked with my classmate about our hatred towards kids…
6: If you were another person, would you be friends with you? please don’t get near around this mean bastard
7: Do you use sarcasm? Always. It’s a mission.
8: Do you still have your tonsils? I guess no?
9: Would you bungee jump? YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS
10: What is your favorite kind of cereal? chocolate-favoured
11: Do you untie your shoes when you take them off? No
12: Do you think you’re a strong person? I don’t think so, but people always say how rational and cold-blooded I’m, so maybe yes?
13: What is your favorite ice cream flavor? Mango
14: What is the first thing you notice about people? Their behavior, like how they sit, and the way they talk
15: Red or pink? Red
16: What is the least favorite physical thing you like about yourself? Can I say my entire existence?
17: What color pants and shoes are you wearing now? Black and black
18: What was the last thing you ate? I just ate a snack. It’s Baby Star Snack Noodle. It sounds really weird in English…
19: What are you listening to right now? I won’t be done by doddlevloggle
20: If you were a crayon, what color would you be? …Black. Do I have other choices?
21: Favorite smell? Old books…
22: Who was the last person you spoke to on the phone?
23: Favorite sport to watch? I guess it’s football? I’m not a big fan of sports…
24: Hair color? Black
25: Eye color? Brown
26: Do you wear contacts? No
27: Favorite food to eat? potatoooooooooooooooo
28: Scary movies or comedy? Comedy, but I like spooky movies more, those are not really scary.
29: Last movie you watched? 10 Things I Hate About You, but I also rewatched Room last night
30: What color of shirt are you wearing? Grey…My clothes reflect my soul…
31: Summer or winter? WINTER. NEVER SUMMER
32: Hugs or kisses? Hugs. I’m not a big hugger but I think hugs are the best and warmest thing in world. Never like kissing, It’s so disgusting…
33: What book are you currently reading? Miss Peregrine’s Home For Peculiar Children (Chinese translation) and the script of Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them
34: Who do you miss right now? MY BED
35: What is on your mouse pad? In my uni dorm, no pad. In my bedroom, a broken black dull pad.
36: What is the last TV program you watched? Skam season 3
37: What is the best sound? Raining sound
38: Rolling Stones or The Beatles? The Beatles
39: What is the furthest you have ever traveled? Canada
40: Do you have a special talent? Pretending to be a human
41: Where were you born? Hong Kong
42: People you expect to participate in this survey? the busy one @hirrus-peaceful-jump
